carrot

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Bunny will surely appreciate all the effort you put into his meal while he devours it in one chomp.

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This place is all about personalized service. Will they also hard boil me a few children?

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Oh sorry, I didn't mean for that comma to be there. I don't want a carrot's help, I want a carrot shaped like a hand, thanks. And a handful of ranch, please.

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You think you're a real joker, eh? Wait until you see what all that pasta does to you if you don't eat your vegetables, funny guy!

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No one knows this but Darth Vader was really into culinary presentation and would often send meals back with the force to be properly plated.

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