Because we need more ways to do more things while driving two ton death machines.
Hey waffle, I know you want a ride, you can just ask.
Some might even say EPICALLY SERIOUS.
Look on the bright side, your car is going to smell AMAZING.
The prizes in cereal sure have improved since I was a kid!
Now this is a far more efficient way to cross the street. Too bad the chicken had to visit the processing plant first.
It tastes like Marlboros, Axe body spray and Coors Light.