candle

cake candle chocolate dessert ganache glaze
Via: BoingBoing
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By the time this stupid candle melts down I will have already alienated and offended my date. Burn faster!

birthday burger candle fries old
By Unknown
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I like to think this burger and fries is turning 4 today and has been sitting there, not rotting for all these years.

bbq candle manly meat scented
Via: foodbeast.com
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Because guests love to come over and smell meat before they're told they're really having veggies for dinner.

candle date Harry Potter lady and the tramp romance spaghetti voldemort
By Unknown
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Let's give them a little privacy, shall we? They've been pestered by the paparazzi enough.

candle fake inedible macaroni and cheese wax
By ingopixel (Via: www.incrediblethings.com)
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Are your kids not getting enough wax in their diet? Let's clear that right up, shall we?