I feel you girl, I don't like cake either.
By the time this stupid candle melts down I will have already alienated and offended my date. Burn faster!
I like to think this burger and fries is turning 4 today and has been sitting there, not rotting for all these years.
Oh it's a candle? Uh huh. Okay.
Because guests love to come over and smell meat before they're told they're really having veggies for dinner.
Let's give them a little privacy, shall we? They've been pestered by the paparazzi enough.
Are your kids not getting enough wax in their diet? Let's clear that right up, shall we?
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