Birthday Fish

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Birthday Fish
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I feel you girl, I don't like cake either.

Chocolate Candle is Infuriating

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Chocolate Candle is Infuriating
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By the time this stupid candle melts down I will have already alienated and offended my date. Burn faster!

Happy Birthday, Value Meal!

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Happy Birthday, Value Meal!
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I like to think this burger and fries is turning 4 today and has been sitting there, not rotting for all these years.

Would That Be a Mandle?

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Would That Be a Mandle?
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Because guests love to come over and smell meat before they're told they're really having veggies for dinner.

Ah, Romance

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Ah, Romance
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Let's give them a little privacy, shall we? They've been pestered by the paparazzi enough.

Melty, Cheesy Goodness

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Melty, Cheesy Goodness
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Are your kids not getting enough wax in their diet? Let's clear that right up, shall we?