Patriotic Birthday

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Patriotic Birthday
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She just loves his films. He's so handsome.

Oh God No

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Oh God No
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I think many of us can agree that ultrasounds have gotten way too accurate and way too creepy. I think ALL of us can agree that this cake is a crime against humanity. This aggression will not stand, man.

Omg Stay in There!

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Omg Stay in There!
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It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.

Starry Starry Cake

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Starry Starry Cake
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The outside is an impressionist's wonderland, do you think the inside is cubist?

Where it Ends Up

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Where it Ends Up
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A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the ass. Let's not kid ourselves here.