If it fits on the grill, it fits on the menu. Let me order this!!!
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I want more tortillas on my thick crust please, give me all the flour!
Hey, baby! Tom Haverford was very specific when he said tortillas are "bean blankets" not baby blankets. Have a little respect, man!
Stop mocking me with your giant hands!
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