You can't make me!

Now you KNOW why people keep following you around drooling.

I've been searching for a way to cram 16 In n Out burger patties into a single giant sandwich. My dreams have come true.

It's the tastiest land in the universe! Condiments forever!

Haunted burgers really are the tastiest.

Would you like that burned to charcoal or left out to mold? The choice is yours!

Yep, that's exactly what all Americans are like. This is the song we sing every night before we eat our pre-bed double cheeseburger while kneeling on the bedroom rug.