Our collective obsession with legs in this country has gone TOO FAR.

The one plate limit at a salad bar is ridiculous, but this is also great for those of us who love the Old Country Buffet but hate walking all the way back for seconds.

Good luck getting past the sneeze guard to access all that creamy, miracle whip affection.

I'll have one of them there cream pies, thanks.

Well at least this one can't bite me if I don't feed it french fries at the beach. Jerks.

Funny Food Photos - Lizard Discovery at Buffet

Rescue him from the sea of terrible frozen pizza quick!