He's just coming back for the cookies, he couldn't care less about brains.
Here I thought I was about to enjoy a mountain of buttery, sugary, unhealthy frosting and you go and sneak a FRUIT in there! Keep your diet out of my holidays!
Ohhh baby you're so sweet, you're so good to me. And best of all, you never comment when I start to look a little pudgy.
When you're forever alone, you don't have to share! Win!
They're made with bits of real panther so you know they're good.
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