He's just coming back for the cookies, he couldn't care less about brains.

Here I thought I was about to enjoy a mountain of buttery, sugary, unhealthy frosting and you go and sneak a FRUIT in there! Keep your diet out of my holidays!

Ohhh baby you're so sweet, you're so good to me. And best of all, you never comment when I start to look a little pudgy.

When you're forever alone, you don't have to share! Win!

They're made with bits of real panther so you know they're good.