I gotta teach more of my produce how to perform. Then I can have a dinner theater party!
Someday the notion of inedible tableware will be laughable!
You better eat your little seed bowl there too, bro.
In my life this is just what Wednesday looks like.
It's like you can see right into my future and the salmonella I'll be suffering from.
Do you think it's possible to pack a whole bunch of MSG into a cake to make it even more like the fake Chinese food it portrays?
Someone explain to me the impetus behind eating six eggs and a forest of hot dogs.
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