You can't fool me, impostor!
Admit it, you pretty much always draw on your burgers with condiments, don't you?
Now we know what the big ones are called.
Because water is like, totally nerdy. You don't even KNOW what a huge nerd I am, I've seen Star Wars like FOUR times!
Dude, I'm gonna do so much coke this weekend. It's gonna be insane.
I had always heard that dogs don't sweat. Are these bottles of magic?
Dipping Mountain Dew in milk seems a bit of a sacrilege don't you think?