Smoky, salty and oh so fuzzy! Those burps would be epic.
The internet and alcohol, two great tastes that taste great together. I want to put a filter on the comments on this post so that you can only comment if you're drunk. Get to chugging!
I just want to swish it around in my mouth like a breath freshener.
Is anyone surprised that a bottle of farts is a noxious green?
Because swallowing with my own muscles is just too much work.
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