Pour it on Your Pancakes

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Pour it on Your Pancakes
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Smoky, salty and oh so fuzzy! Those burps would be epic.

A Passion is a Passion

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A Passion is a Passion
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The internet and alcohol, two great tastes that taste great together. I want to put a filter on the comments on this post so that you can only comment if you're drunk. Get to chugging!

Chewing is For Suckers

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Chewing is For Suckers
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I just want to swish it around in my mouth like a breath freshener.

Don't Open That in Here!

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Don't Open That in Here!
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Is anyone surprised that a bottle of farts is a noxious green?

Soda Shooter

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Soda Shooter
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Because swallowing with my own muscles is just too much work.

A Coke Bottle You Can Open

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A Coke Bottle You Can Open
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From the department of Things-We-Didn't-Know-We-Needed-That-are-Now-Indispensable.

I'm Thirsty, Yet Confused

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I'm Thirsty, Yet Confused
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You think you're SOOOO clever! You don't fool me with your metal, pull-tab bottle!