It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.
I carry a big enough purse to stash this for use at restaurants and during muggings!
But just imagine the nightmare you encounter with a full bottle that just comes rushing out all at once.
Because forcing liquid down my throat through a rubber tube is exactly what I'm looking for when I'm thirsty.
I'm a little disappointed that Gaultier's designs for this limited edition Diet Coke packaging didn't include a cone bra.
There are few things tastier under the "gummy" umbrella than cola bottles. Imagine if this giant cola gummy was filled with actual cola. Heaven!
Don't drink too much before you venture into the fire swamp or you might stumble to your death.
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