Omg Stay in There!

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Omg Stay in There!
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It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.

Sprayracha: Seasoning and Weapon

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Sprayracha: Seasoning and Weapon
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I carry a big enough purse to stash this for use at restaurants and during muggings!

Ketchup Magic

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But just imagine the nightmare you encounter with a full bottle that just comes rushing out all at once.

Thirst Extinguisher

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Thirst Extinguisher
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Because forcing liquid down my throat through a rubber tube is exactly what I'm looking for when I'm thirsty.

Gaultier For Diet Coke

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Gaultier For Diet Coke
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I'm a little disappointed that Gaultier's designs for this limited edition Diet Coke packaging didn't include a cone bra.

Giant Gummy Cola Bottle

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Giant Gummy Cola Bottle
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There are few things tastier under the "gummy" umbrella than cola bottles. Imagine if this giant cola gummy was filled with actual cola. Heaven!

Princess Bride Wine

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Princess Bride Wine
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Don't drink too much before you venture into the fire swamp or you might stumble to your death.