I love a good book, translated into a good meal.
Are you in line yet? Are you reading this on your phone while you wait to get in? How was the movie? Good?
Eat your way through Middle Earth, but skip the Entsongs layer, they're all musty and boring tasting.
Finally the pigs get to be the center of attention! These recipes better be good, why else would the pigs be so hell bent on stealing all those eggs?
When you've got a serious lush in the family who likes to just drop by you know how nice it is to have this as a backup to calm you down when they leave.