I WILL bite back.
That awkward moment when you're starving for a snack and the fridge is bare.
Before you eat me, can I tell you about my family? They'd really miss me, I'm the sole breadwinner see... CHOMP
There are rules and then there are RULES! Have you NO decorum?!
Sorry bro, couldn't resist.
I hear snakeskin is a hella good insulator.
He is not long for this world as the spice drains from his body.
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