Whatever, bird. I'm gonna smear your face up so good.
I won't be hurling this pizza at a bunch of pigs anytime soon. Too tasty.
Let's see you use the ENTIRE peel from one tangerine to make art, smartass!
Your Jedi mind tricks have no effect on me, bird.
The Japanese there translates as the sound effect of barfing, which is what the bird is doing. What's your question again?
The movie comes out on March 23rd! Are we all super excited? I know I am!
The delivery urchins are always a little early with my sad bird.
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