They said "You can't put noodles on a pizza." I told them "Crazy like a fox!"
Carrot love does not discriminate based on color.
Something was going on in that carrot bed!
I'd build a rice palace to memorialize my love. But then of course I'd have to eat it.
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I dunno, without Tom Hiddleston it lacks a certain super dreamy, I don't care how evil you are just smile at me sort of charm.
You don't spell it son, you eat it!
"Look Ma, No Pants!"
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