I better not catch you putting any food in there. Beer only!
Your dad is Homer Simpson? You are one lucky kid.
Or is ice cream like beer for kids?
This is a good way to choose where I'd like to spend my angry, ex-pat years.
Cups that are hard to put down encourage you to drink more. Here's to never putting our drinks down!
Beer hand is the most important hand. Plus, he's saving the environment by not wasting a stack of napkins!
Who needs a bowl for snack mix when you can just make a hoagie out of it?