When kitteh not has food, kitteh be food!
Ick, I hate it when I end up sleeping in the mustard spot.
When you're sleeping on your breakfast there's really no rush in the morning.
Just don't try to eat her electrical tape bikini or the ropes. The rest is free game.
The only thing sexier than a waterbed with faux leather bumpers is a waterbed with faux leather bumpers disguised as a giant sandwich. Oh baby, spread my mayo.
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