Crazy Cat Lady Cake

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Crazy Cat Lady Cake
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When kitteh not has food, kitteh be food!

I'll Bring the Mayo!

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I'll Bring the Mayo!
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Ick, I hate it when I end up sleeping in the mustard spot.

Just Five More Minutes

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Just Five More Minutes
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When you're sleeping on your breakfast there's really no rush in the morning.

Happy Bondage Day!

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Happy Bondage Day!
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Just don't try to eat her electrical tape bikini or the ropes. The rest is free game.

Floating on a Bed of... Sandwich

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Floating on a Bed of... Sandwich
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The only thing sexier than a waterbed with faux leather bumpers is a waterbed with faux leather bumpers disguised as a giant sandwich. Oh baby, spread my mayo.