bear

Hey kids, want a sandwich?

Make me a cake of fish and rice and I'm as happy as a bear with a cake of fish and rice! Wait, am I really a bear?

I don't care how many cookies are in the bag, just please please make it stop staring at me!

Just wait until we but you and fill you with chowder, will you still be smiling THEN? I guess you probably will, won't you, sicko?

Bear abs. That is all.

That fancy mud bath spa you love? Yeah, that's stew for giants.

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