Oh dear I'm so sorry to interrupt your bath! Pardon me, I'll leave you to your milk soak.

Squeaky like a mouse that is; that's a hell of a lot of cheese powder!

So I take it there's no caffeine in this?

If my final judgement involved being cooked into my favorite food, this is where I would end up.

That fancy mud bath spa you love? Yeah, that's stew for giants.

Considering how often I pee in the tub, I'm not about to drink anyone's fruity bathwater.

Will someone turn on the jets? I need a little back massage.