Oh dear I'm so sorry to interrupt your bath! Pardon me, I'll leave you to your milk soak.
Squeaky like a mouse that is; that's a hell of a lot of cheese powder!
So I take it there's no caffeine in this?
If my final judgement involved being cooked into my favorite food, this is where I would end up.
That fancy mud bath spa you love? Yeah, that's stew for giants.
Considering how often I pee in the tub, I'm not about to drink anyone's fruity bathwater.
Will someone turn on the jets? I need a little back massage.
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