He's excited because you're about to smear butter on his face, his favorite!
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What?! No meat?! That's just unamerican!
If only it also sold bottles of wine and lumps of Camembert, I'd never have to speak to a real human being again.
Sorry I'm late for dinner, I started nibbling at my handlebars and before I knew it I was without transportation.
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