He's excited because you're about to smear butter on his face, his favorite!
Such a friendly forest NOM. I will kill him quickly to spare him the pain. Pass the butter?
What?! No meat?! That's just unamerican!
If only it also sold bottles of wine and lumps of Camembert, I'd never have to speak to a real human being again.
Sorry I'm late for dinner, I started nibbling at my handlebars and before I knew it I was without transportation.
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