He's excited because you're about to smear butter on his face, his favorite!
Such a friendly forest NOM. I will kill him quickly to spare him the pain. Pass the butter?
What?! No meat?! That's just unamerican!
If only it also sold bottles of wine and lumps of Camembert, I'd never have to speak to a real human being again.
Sorry I'm late for dinner, I started nibbling at my handlebars and before I knew it I was without transportation.
20" french toasted Parisian baguette, poutine, quebecois steamy, bacon sandwich covered in 100% pure maple syrup
The Ancient Call of the Wild has Never Been so Adorable
5 Things You Need to Know About Justine Sacco's Twitter Fail
These Test Answers Are Completely Wrong But Genius at the ...
The Top 30 Most Awesome Toys You Could Get for Christmas ...
Kid Writes to Tylenol, Tylenol Writes Back
Feel the White Hot Rage of a Scientist
The Handiest Superpower
Chuck Norris Tops Van Damme's Split With an Epic Christmas ...
This Horribly Racist Tweet Will Totally Destroy Your Faith ...
Making a Christmas Card This Season? Great! Here's Your Competition...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more