It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.
Well so does mommy, and she gets first dibs!
I thought I had a couple buck in the console here but all I have to pay you with is a baby. Can I have my Big Mac now?
Look, you can still eat the ones on top, they probably don't have any cat hair on them yet.
Roll it up tight, you don't want any of the tasty fillings falling out.
I'm going straight for the eyes.
That's a fresh one!
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