This is a really weird way to tell someone you're pregnant.

Babies are basically the devil anyway aren't they? I certainly wouldn't share my eggs with them.

What, babies don't like hot saus?

Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.

It's wise to just get those pesky baby teeth out of the way as early as possible.

Now we know why they went extinct.

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