I don't know if you want to eat all that ink, but the sentiment sure is sweet!
I have to admit, if I found myself with a real mermaid on my line sushi would be in my first five thoughts.
I want to see Pizza Hut start hiring based on artistic ability so we can get some impressive box art coming through.
Me no gusta mornings but you just made this one special.
Honey, the crisper is infested again, call the exterminator.
The Japanese there translates as the sound effect of barfing, which is what the bird is doing. What's your question again?
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