I know you're excited about Shirley MacLaine joining the cast of "Downton Abbey" but let's be reasonable.

This is some serious business people. Does she LOOK like she's joking?

That's a sharp record, I can see it really blowing up around dinner time.

They understand that your choices are difficult, just buy them all.

I'd rather watch this dough than a belly dancer's belly rolls any day. Dance, pizza, dance!

I could probably still taste a little cheese in that cardboard.

It's the tastiest land in the universe! Condiments forever!