It's so hard to watch them grow up, isn't it?
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I can hear the crinkly paper cups and smell the butter from here.
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I thought I had tenderized your face into steak tartare last time we met.
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Just try to catch them all with your mouth before they hit the floor.
Or maybe that's more of a bitter face. Bitter, sour, angry... anyway, just roll with it, you have no choice.
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