I'm going to take it from you, while you sleep.

You know you've found real love when your boyfriend makes his own molds to craft you chocolates of the Bioshock logo and Adventure Time characters.

I'm not especially keen on a dog shake, but when it promises such adventure how can I say no?

You'd think they would put Cake the cat on a cake featuring Adventure Time, no?

You probably wouldn't be here if you didn't agree whole-heartedly with this sentiment.

A long time ago, when I was a baby, I went boom boom on a leaf. Then I fell backwards and sat in my own boom boom and cried for a day, but no one came to help me. That day I vowed to help anyone in need, no matter how small their problem! And that's why I need to go.

I'm not sure what that dog's face is made of, but just trying to eat it would be quite an adventure.