In a few weeks I'm getting my wisdom teeth out. This is what I want for every meal!
Too bad those poor, weak women can't enjoy a cold frosty beer. Beer is a man's drink anyway right?
I don't care how many cookies are in the bag, just please please make it stop staring at me!
All precious West Coast joking aside, this is an awesome idea!
SQUASH ALL THE FOODS!
Because wielding a spoon is for lazy, poor people.
Warning, scantily clad ladies and fast food swears.