Never Touched By Human Hands

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Since when do we not want human intervention in our pizzas? I want that crust tossed by a mustachio'd man or no deal!

Chicken and Waffles Ice Cream

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In a few weeks I'm getting my wisdom teeth out. This is what I want for every meal!

Rugby Beer Machine

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Too bad those poor, weak women can't enjoy a cold frosty beer. Beer is a man's drink anyway right?

Chocolate Chip Nightmares

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I don't care how many cookies are in the bag, just please please make it stop staring at me!

Portlandia IRL

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All precious West Coast joking aside, this is an awesome idea!

Self-Stirring Pot

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Because wielding a spoon is for lazy, poor people.