Why bother cooking a big meal when you have no one to share it with? Forever alone feast in a tin.

Let me explain how to open a can of tuna and mix it up with some old mayo and eat it with a fork!

DON U KNOW HALLURWORN IS NO FOR TXGIVINK?

Turkish ice cream don't come cheap!

It has a mellow kind of tryptophan finish.

I hate getting Novocaine at the dentist too. I feel ya, turkey.

They're really getting historically accurate what with the biting the umbilical cord and all.