I could make the best grilled cheese sandwich with this!
Careful not to sober up! You don't want to know how bad this food is.
The delivery urchins are always a little early with my sad bird.
I think the filling in your cupcake is off a bit.
I just get so emotional about confusing, meme-themed holiday cakes.
Dudes, it's time to break out the elastic waist pants and forget about that silly diet for a day. Maybe it's best to bring a pillow to mom's house for the post-dinner nap. Here's some of what you can expect tomorrow night.
I usually mix up all the food on my plate in a disgusting heap so this is right up my alley.
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