You guys, geometry is actually useful! I'm gonna track down Mr. Thompson from my Sophomore geometry class and thank him.

Who cares if they're juicy when they finally make such nice building blocks?

Could you hear his cheerful screams while he was cooking?

A cake is a cake is a cake. What more is there to say?

Let me do a little Googling for you here; this cube shaped watermelon is roughly $150 American. Commence freaking out.