I demand this at every party I will attend from now on. Friends, take note!
Moar puns over here!
You could have an infinite amount of spinach! How could you afford NOT to?
Turn your back for five minutes to watch the game and she'll eat all your pizza. I warned you not to invite her, dude.
I don't have furniture, it ruins my minimalist aesthetic. You can't put anything down. Deal with it.
Warning: LANGUAGE! So improper!
I need to cram as much food into my face as possible before finding a place to sit down and eat.
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