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By Unknown
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I demand this at every party I will attend from now on. Friends, take note!

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By Unknown
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You could have an infinite amount of spinach! How could you afford NOT to?

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By Unknown
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Turn your back for five minutes to watch the game and she'll eat all your pizza. I warned you not to invite her, dude.

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By ingopixel (Via: dornob.com)
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I don't have furniture, it ruins my minimalist aesthetic. You can't put anything down. Deal with it.

Via: thedailywh.at
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Warning: LANGUAGE! So improper!

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Via: ratsoff.com
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I need to cram as much food into my face as possible before finding a place to sit down and eat.