SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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I demand this at every party I will attend from now on. Friends, take note!

Limitless Spinach Party

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Limitless Spinach Party
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You could have an infinite amount of spinach! How could you afford NOT to?

You're Gonna Need Some More Friends

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You're Gonna Need Some More Friends
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Turn your back for five minutes to watch the game and she'll eat all your pizza. I warned you not to invite her, dude.

Minimalist Party Ware

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Minimalist Party Ware
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I don't have furniture, it ruins my minimalist aesthetic. You can't put anything down. Deal with it.

Pizza Party!

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Warning: LANGUAGE! So improper!

Not Enough Hands!

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Not Enough Hands!
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I need to cram as much food into my face as possible before finding a place to sit down and eat.