My friends all have tattoos of owls and moustaches. What does one hipster feed the rest? Ironic sweets of course!
I'm not sure that's enough coffee for a real night owl.
You better have some mail for me and it better be edible!
I feel you, grumpy owl, I'd be bitter about not getting to wear the jaunty hat too.
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