Freshly Printed OJ

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 Freshly Printed OJ
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I wish someone would make me breakfast at the office.

The Secret of Pixar

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Would there be three whole tear-jerking stories about toys without free cereal? The world may never know.

Carbonate Your Life

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Carbonate me a martini and let's get down to business.

Shut Your Trap and Eat

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Shut Your Trap and Eat
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Yes yes I agree, you're fat. Have another peanut butter cup and move along.

Cupcakes Make You Fat?!

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Cupcakes Make You Fat?!
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Cupcakes may make people fat, but you make people punchy. Which do you prefer?

The Triple Double Oreo in Action

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The rumors are true! Steel yourself for some serious cookie envy!