I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.
If the babysaur doesn't scare you enough, just think of all the plastic you'll be ingesting if you're not super careful with this monstrosity.
Wrap that baby around a deep fried stick of butter and we're in business!
Don't mess with me with your cute little egg and tomato mushrooms. When I'm ready to get effed up, you better deliver.
Vicodin isn't the tastiest flavor of cake, but it sure does the trick!
Funny Food Photos - Super Mario Cake
Source: Supernomnom http://www.flickr.com/photos/supernomnom/4842554734/in/set-72157624487944291/ Via: Neatorama http://www.neatorama.com/2010/08/17/super-mario-picnic/
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