And you though tempura spider rolls were creepy.

If you stuff 1000 jelly cranes in your mouth do you get super good luck?

I'd imagine that if you left egg nog in the carton long enough it would solidify into a similar texture and take on some behavior-altering chemical qualities as well. Laziness wins!

That's what my jello has been missing! Lettuce! It really lacks that watery crunch.

such a lot of work for such a stupid sentiment.

Maybe it's just me, but bacon should never jiggle.

I'll open it, yes I will, and I will stare down those worms and eat every last one of them!