D, C, N, backwards green thing, O, U, backwards with sprinkles... this is ridiculous,
So... how is eating my fist equivalent to one cup of rice again?
I even like licking the melted ice cream off my forearms!
Neptune's cold right? Can you bring back some more ice while you're out there?
Next time you go to a fancy restaurant take charge and signal for your own damn water. Take that maître d'!
I wish I would find a cookie.
I think we could add a third dimension axis in there with the amount of milk in said coffee.
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