Cover One Eye

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Cover One Eye
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D, C, N, backwards green thing, O, U, backwards with sprinkles... this is ridiculous,

Hand Portions

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Hand Portions
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So... how is eating my fist equivalent to one cup of rice again?

What's Not to Like?

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What's Not to Like?
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I even like licking the melted ice cream off my forearms!

You're Destroying the Balance of Sugar to Tea!

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You're Destroying the Balance of Sugar to Tea!
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Neptune's cold right? Can you bring back some more ice while you're out there?

Secret Codes of the Fancy and Rich

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Secret Codes of the Fancy and Rich
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Next time you go to a fancy restaurant take charge and signal for your own damn water. Take that maître d'!

Lucky Lucky You

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Lucky Lucky You
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I wish I would find a cookie.

Mmmmm, Nearly Room Temperature

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Mmmmm, Nearly Room Temperature
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I think we could add a third dimension axis in there with the amount of milk in said coffee.