For the City Mouse in Your Family

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candy,chocolate,gross,roaches,Sweet Treats,treat
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Merry Christmas, Brother! I don't understand your city dwelling ways but I hear you guys just love your roaches.

Love, Your Hick Sister

Oh My Santa!

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christmas,inappropriate,nuts,pants,pistachios,santa
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Is that a bag of pistachios in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Don't Take My Eggplant!

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art,baby,creepy,fruits,sculpture,veggies
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Okay creepy dead-eyed melon baby, no one's trying to take it from you.

Toast and Coffee

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art,celeb,painting,portraits,toast
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I'll take my David Beckham toast with soft boiled eggs please.

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