For the City Mouse in Your Family

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For the City Mouse in Your Family
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Merry Christmas, Brother! I don't understand your city dwelling ways but I hear you guys just love your roaches.

Love, Your Hick Sister

Oh My Santa!

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Oh My Santa!
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Is that a bag of pistachios in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Don't Take My Eggplant!

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Don't Take My Eggplant!
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Okay creepy dead-eyed melon baby, no one's trying to take it from you.

Toast and Coffee

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Toast and Coffee
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I'll take my David Beckham toast with soft boiled eggs please.