Let's just call this what it really is; you're embarrassed to admit that you just want to stick your finger in the jar.
Who said Oreos aren't a fashionable hairstyle?
So you can take the cookie and stick it in your moooouth! Stick it in your mooooouth!
Good morning! Would you like me to garnish your scramble this fine day?
Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.
This is a tricky opt-out situation. Listen closely.
My lunch is such a dolt sometimes.
He'll never share those delicious little pancakes.
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