Can't eat seafood? How's this for a substitute?

Hey! He's going for the grapes! Stop him before he gets to the saltines!

"Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease."

I want two scoops of the fish who just got goosed in the back there.

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They're caught in a never-ending march of delicious doom.

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