I can haz mimosa?
Can't eat seafood? How's this for a substitute?
Hey! He's going for the grapes! Stop him before he gets to the saltines!
"Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease."
I want two scoops of the fish who just got goosed in the back there.
Funny Food Photos - Cereal Box Reading Material
They're caught in a never-ending march of delicious doom.