FAIL, Baby Gaga didn't drink breast milk, she ate razorblades and uppers. Do some research, England!

You better clip those claws before cooking it. I hear once it hits the water it starts slashing again.

For once they remembered I want my tot on the side.

I don't care if it's not edible, I want me some magic sizzling plastic fries! I'll eat them!

Yes, this site does have an agenda, BUTTER. We were bought out by Paula Deen, my hands are tied.

So I can just suck on the side of the bottle and eventually I'll be drinking Coke? Awesome!

HOLY CRAP DUDES. I'm about to reverse-BIG myself back to being six years old and suddenly a British boy to get at this cake. That's got to be easier than baking, right?