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Who said Oreos aren't a fashionable hairstyle?
So you can take the cookie and stick it in your moooouth! Stick it in your mooooouth!
Good morning! Would you like me to garnish your scramble this fine day?
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My lunch is such a dolt sometimes.
He'll never share those delicious little pancakes.
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